K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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