How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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