Christians are straight up FREAKS
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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