We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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