this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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