i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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