i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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