drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
