Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just blew my weed a kiss
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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