What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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