doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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