A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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