I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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