u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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