very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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