im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I got inside last night via doggy door
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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