ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
