Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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