Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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