oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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