Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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