Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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