But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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