Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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