Well apparently he's into motor boating.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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