I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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