Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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