"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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