I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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