Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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