You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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