it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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