kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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