gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
