I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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