I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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