he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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