We won't sleep together?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Less talking, more tequila
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Randomize