I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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