I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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