i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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