he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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