i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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