Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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