p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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