That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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