Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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