Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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