there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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