Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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