Can Purell be used as lube?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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