Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Is it penis luge time yet?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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