alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
4 words: hood of his car
Do vagina's smell?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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