Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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